Soup.

Today I had a magnificant bowl of chicken noodle soup.
It was such a beautfiul thing, full of vegetables, pasta, and diced chicken.

It had a hearty broth that reminded me slightly of a morning urination.


Now as disgusting as I just made it sound, it was extremely good. It was easy to eat, tasted good, it even smelled slightly more pleasant than chicken noodle soup usually does.

It was a godly soup.